Total Medals Earned: 935 (From 229 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,510 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/105 points)
Start playing.
Survive a full year.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/280 points)
Annoy your test administrator
Destroy a turret with it's own bullet
Find many creative ways to destroy turrets
Almost escape falling into the new chambers
Redirect a bullet
Finish the game with all candies collected
Finish the game
Finish the game with less than 7 deaths
Finish the game is 280 warps or less
Finish the game in 12:30 or less
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/120 points)
You met Her.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Lose the game
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (220/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.